THX-1138, please report to the main building

I don't know what is creepier about this deal, the fact that Mellissa Ethridge looks like a cancer patient or the fact that I thought it was Billy Corgan for a moment. iTunes needs to warn small children before posting crap like that. Maybe these guys are recruiting.

Update: Apparently Melissa Ethridge is a cancer patient. I apologize to her and her bald-headed, borg-assimilated bretheren. Live long and prosper.